Dec 7, 2003
If you loved the movie Army of Darkness, or just happen to enjoy the fine work of Bruce Campell, go see Bubba Ho-tep. The plot is very simple: an Elvis impersonator who is convinced that he is really Elvis teams up with a man who believes he’s JFK to thwart an egyptian mummy with penchant for graffiti and ass-sucking. Yes, I’m telling the truth.
In totally unrelated news, I now have a shiny almost-new car. I’m so excited it hurts. I also revel in parking four rows away from any cars. I waxed the thing for hours the other night— it gleams.