Matt, You’re getting big hips
May 9, 2004
The following entry was typed by Travis Hoium at the Rock Bottom Brewery.
I don’t know how to tell you this but that cheese pizza has been going straight to your hips lately. I think you should maybe look at a low carb or high protein diet to compensate. I would also increase your calcium intake, maybe a glass of milk every now and again. All right, see ya bitch.